My truck got stolen this weekend.
Are you serious?
Yes. Someone broke into my truck and drove away with it Saturday night.
What a fucker. I'm holding out that the cops are going to find it somewhere, then I'm going to install all kinds of shit like flamethrowers and swords and lojack (read: The Club).
Still, though. Fuck you, person who stole my truck. You capped off the worst week of my life and when I find you I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life with my bike lock.
That's it in the picture above. It now rocks a large red and yellow "BRIO" sticker in front of the drivers side rear wheel, and a black hood with a red and yellow design in the middle. And the cab is not on it. If you see it, please let me know at naterooks@gmail.com asap. And mercilessly beat the person who is driving it.
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